...and film it!
How frustrating a room full of young nerdy comic book fanboys at the Comic Con 2009 and Megan Fox. Actually nerds aren't that silly, they know not in their lifetime would they be able to have sex with Megan Fox and they also know the studios are using them for feed back on the shit producers pour out (with less than 1% that somewhat works) ; which is the current comic book adaption to movie cycle. Although they (nerds) have a great sense of humour about it all, especially when a starlet is dumped in a room full of 'fans' at a comic con for a promotional thing. Which in all retrospect is insincerity overdrive (just to sell crapola like Transformers 2) . There is an old saying, "if it aint there, don't go looking for it". Still one guy had a punt (with true satirical absurdity, even if he didn't realize it):
This year, Johansson was the headliner, promoting Iron Man 2, but it was an appearance by Megan Fox which had the geeks talking after one fan approached the star during a Q&A to promote her new supernatural western Jonah Hex.
"My question is for Megan," the man said. "I have a Sony HVR (video camera). It's not a true HD, but it gives a pretty good image. Anyway, my question is: I just graduated film school and I'm trying to help my career. I was wondering if you'd be interested in some kind of, like, celebrity sex tape?"
With that, a couple of security guards grabbed the fella and took him to an undisclosed location
Then this humorless stiff of a co star Jeff Brolin who is probably nothing less than a walking dildo (to himself that is), saying this after the poor kid is dragged out by security:
"Dude, I can't wait to see what you look like in 30 minutes,"
At least the kid had balls albeit extremely low probability in his proposition to fuck Megan Fox. Still it's a strange universe
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